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submitted 5 months ago by NataliePortland@lemmy.ca to c/jokes@lemmy.world

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That his tiny hands were considered normal size for people in his times

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[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Back in his day, you had to eat lots of oranges or you got scurvy. Sadly, he's also an idiot, so he decided to BE the orange.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He is so old, they didn't have antibiotics back then. That's how he got his brain damage from syphilis.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was his personal Vietnam

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah, his brain damage is nothing like Vietnam. He didn't dodge brain damage.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Drain bramage, the syphilitic killer

[–] Talaraine@fedia.io 2 points 5 months ago

I still see that old comic sketch in my head lmao