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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Seriously, I am tired of the stereotypes of leftists in the west being and looking like children of the ‘proles’ as the fash call it ie weak as fuck. And almost to a large degree, it’s true.

I see chuds everywhere when I go to Wallstreet, and they’re rich as fuck. They're snorting coke. I don’t care if you’re redacted, you have to be fucking rich and own at least five houses and you have to burn your clothes after one use. You want to help the cause? Help yourself. Do it for vanity, do it for others, do it for the greater good, I don’t care. Fucking hussle and get the richest you can get and be the most porkie you can be.

It’s hard, but so is literally everything. Just know this is going to take 3-4 years of consistency. If you’re starting out, don’t worry about a plan, and just swindle retirees all day long. Your biggest goal at this point is consistency, 5 days a week. Do that over 3-4 years, and pack evicting families every single day whether they are black or brown.

I want you fuckers to be fucking billionaires jesus fuck. Fuck your health, do heroin for all I care, but be an exploiter while doing it. Slowly start doing more functional things such as Investor fraud or Private Military Contracting or w/e to truly maximise your profits

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