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wait til you see what they keep in their trunk (beehaw.org)

submitted 1 month ago by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[alt text: A photo of a temporary road sign that says "Elephants, Please stay in your car". The photo has a caption that says,"I didn't even know they could drive".]

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[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I once drove past some elephants in a Prius. How they got into a Prius I'll never know."

(Apologies to Groucho Marx.)

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can they even read?

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago

[–] t3rmit3@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A fire extinguisher, for putting out fires?

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

good guess! the correct answer was "a pound of the dank stuff".

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 month ago

Nice meme but please crop it next time.