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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

Technical note: if you're coming from another star system and are getting a "Subscription pending" message when trying to dock, that's just the console being slow to display the right message. The connection is already established. (Probably.)

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IMPORTANT

Do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Special days!

Friday and weekends: Caption contest. An image will be pinned, and we shall make captions for it and post them in the comments.

Wednesday: Theme day. We have Droids day, EU day, poem day, aliens day... Let the pinned post guide you. Memes with the theme are preferred.

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Other universes to visit:

!lotrmemes@midwest.social

!risa@startrek.website

Separatist systems:

!didyoueverhear@lemmy.world

!prequelmemes@lemmy.ml

!prequelmemes@lemmy.world

Oh hey some real SW content for a change (perhaps):

!star_wars@lemmy.world

!starwars@lemmy.ml

!starwars@lemmy.world

!starwarstelevision@lemmy.world

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Taking a planet, and policing a planet, are VASTLY different operations. A few guys throwing asteroids can take a planet. Policing that planet would likely take around one operative per 100 population.

[–] Thavron@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Throwing asteroids is more "destroying" than taking a planet. If you wanna take a planet it's nice to be able to do something with it afterwards.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Sounds like someone needs a rock dropped on them.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Neither the Republic nor the Empire had the habit of "taking" a planet. The Republic was a federation of almost independent planets, and the Empire used the same structure with just a random intervention here or there if one tried to actually act independently. And the Empire interventions were much more on the lines of "destroying" than "taking".

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 9 points 1 month ago

psssh , I never saw any belter boots on Earth

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

We also saw clones and Jedi working with local security forces very often.

This drastically reduces the number of operatives required by turning it into a security force assistance mission.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You wouldn't need to police the planet, just control near space.

A half dozen orbiting gun platforms equipped with ground level sensors could destroy any ship leaving without permission.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunboat_diplomacy

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

So... like... some kind of blockade?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Depends on your stance on genocide

If you want to take a earth-like planet and keep the population in tact, you need a ground force in the hundreds of millions. Don't underestimate the entrenching capabilities of an entire planets. Orbital strikes will only get you so far, if the enemy has anti-spaceship submarines and man-portable low-orbit missiles (check out the starmoth setting, seriously, do it)

If you don't care about the population, but want to recover the planet, you could just put up a blockade and a statite parasol and wait a few years, until the perpetual winter and darkness has reduced the population to a few hundred thousand(targeted strikes on energy infrastructure to speed up the process), and then sweep in to mop up the remainder. It's gonna take some geo engineering to recover something resembling an ecosystem, but that's manageable given enough time