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Breadtube if it didn't suck.

Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago (2 children)

AI-driven mattress technology

jesse-wtf

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

there goes another chunk of the amazon

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

The wrong Amazon is burning

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

You want words to have meaning? What are you, some kind of communist?

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why do people get so wierd about young really athletic people living in a confined situation fucking every four years?

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The implied miscegenation maybe?

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't bring up that word, unless you use it with quotation marks... that being said, how is the implication there?

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I just figured that the real motivation is less to do with a prudishness about sex, and more a weird racist fear of people of all the nations and ethnicities having sex with each other.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

This is just an ad. You can delete this you know

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is an ad. A bad one. Run away.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

imagine thinking you can stop people from fucking

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

Imagine thinking the literal most athletic people in the world need a bed to fuck.

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 months ago

Do they think Olympic athletes can't have sex unless they lay on a bed? I mean, the floor still exists, and standing is perfectly fine as a base for carnal activities, so why does anyone bother with this virtue signaling nonsense?

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I could 100% accomplish this if my federal funding requests got fucking approved for once.

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why do they care that they fuck? I thought the French loved a fuck

[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure this is an Olympics thing, If I recall correct they did the same thing in Tokyo and probably Beijing

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they can't fuck they should make them do everything naked like in ancient times

[–] machinya@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

are they finally adding professional sex at the olimpics?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Using our AI system to scan your dick and balls for the best fit for a cardboard bed with bubble-wrap mattress. so-true

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

okay but if i was stressed as fuck for the olympics, sex with an olympian would help idk

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago
[–] happyandhappy@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have a brilliant startup proposal: you take a picture of someone and ask chatgpt how they should arrange their couch cushions overtop a stack of used amazon boxes for optimal sleep.

Each couch cushion, made of the finest coarse polymer fiber blocks we could find at a surplus store, costs uh, let's say $10K, because it's AI enhanced, and it'll be another $10K for these amazon boxes we found sitting around someone's house. Exclusive contract to supply a major event, please.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

If you use Amazon for your fulfillment service you can probably reduce this to "tell me the dimensions of your sleeping space" and then box up the foam with AI-generated assembly instructions to turn the boxes into beds.

Also, patent pending, donut steel, etc.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

I could fuck on that

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

volcel-judge Admirable. Inspiring.

The beds allow sex. It's just made of cardboard and customizable. The cardboard is very durable and fuckable to the satisfaction of JD Vance

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

there's a regular ass couch in the background of the video

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

The couch from Rocky taught me you cant be s champion if you fuck

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] machinya@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

can someone explain how does these beds are supposed to avoid people having sex? I cannot see a single thing that woud even be a problem for it.

also, is not that beds are a requirement for sex, but that is a different discussion

[–] buh@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

the "frame" is made out of cardboard and will easily break from too much movement