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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago (3 children)

At least you don’t have to stomp it through the drain though

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The uncleansing foot bath.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I regret clicking this thread. So I'll add to it.

Years ago the apartment complex I was living in was getting renovated. We got these little caravans put up out in the back which we could use as kitchens and bathrooms as ours were getting renovated. The bathroom ones had pump issues, and one day, as I was preparing to get into the shower in this freezing cold caravan (because what better time to do this than in the middle of the winter?), the pump crapped out and the sewage ended up backflowing, regurgitated out of the shower drain.

I did not shower that day.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lil' piggies get some chili

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

It would've cost you nothing to not type that.

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Ugh the smell of it in hot water would be horrid though.

I hope the op is taking a cold shower.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Vito Jr is that you?

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mods take this post down. Clearly it's a toilet thought not a shower thought

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Never heard of a shower of shit?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Waffle stomping with a runny batter.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

How did you manage to make that concept sound even worse??

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry that was your shower thought

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 3 months ago

Stay hydrated, friend.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's a pain in the ass

Joking aside, when you get a colonoscopy, oh my. Oh my.

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A better thought be: what a workout.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Every day is anus day.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Skibidi shower