Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by Tramdan@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] antaymonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love this. My friend's kid does archery and I can't wait to drop this.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The kid doesn't do archery; it arches.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I have, and I'll tell you one thing: it works a lot better when the blindfold is on the target instead of the shooter!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, I do: the target.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[–] ElmiHalt@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Well to miss something you need, in the first place, aim at it and I don't know about you but all I can aim at blindfolded is my own feet

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You got me!

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You should probably attend the emergency department