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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I refuse to believe this isn't satire

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Add "America belongs to Britan" and watch them get all riled up.

Texas belongs to Mexico!

Louisiana belongs to France!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 months ago

Russia belongs to Mongolia

[–] HerbSolo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Britain? So it's whoever stole it first?

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Na, just picking the one that will get the most reaction. And I have no idea of the location of any tribes

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've interacted with too many tankies that believe exactly these things for me to give Credence to that hypothesis.

You can't do satire by repeating what someone else sincerely believes, verbatim.

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Oh okay, as long as you believe it.

[–] amio@kbin.run 13 points 11 months ago

That's the secret: that is every .ml community. By design.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's not tho...

It's twitter and they're either trolling and/or rightwing like everyone else on Twitter.

Like, what would you expect to find on Twitter? Even two years ago when this was tweeted it was just right wingers.

Quick edit:

I mean, lemmy.ml is pretty similar like that, that's why I blocked them on an instance wide level.

[–] ToxicWaste@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

USA belongs to GB, Vietnam belongs to France... 🤷‍♂️

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 11 months ago

Broke: USA belongs to GB, Vietnam belongs to France

Woke: GB belongs to France

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

France belongs to Italy I guess? Or would it be Germany now? Turkey maybe? Where in history are we starting

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Everywhere belongs to the ocean. Or maybe space.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Why the hell is Lemmy.world federated with Hexbear??

[–] TC_209@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If someone with the username "Proud Anarkiddy" tweeted about how anarchism is all about some cringey nonsense, would you post a screenshot of that? Hell, it doesn't even have to be political: if "StarWarzNerd69" tweeted about Star Trek fans being basement-dwelling virgins, I'd ignore the obvious troll bait.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I might find your argument convincing if it weren't for the fact that every single person I've interacted with on your instance was less reasonable than anyone off of it.

Also, blocked on principal.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hexbear is absolute trash that has permanently driven a lot of reasonable people away from the fediverse while spreading malicious authoritarian propaganda.

[–] Marin_Rider@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago

certainly kills my engagement. noone wants a toxic online space but certain instances have made the fediverse one

[–] NataliaTheDrowned2@kbin.run 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now look at the modlog of the lemmy.world version

This same post got removed

https://lemmy.world/modlog/1388

They removed the entire post

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It seems counterproductive to just post rage bait about perspectives you don't understand. I don't fully agree with this guy on a number of levels, though the lib-authored format that treats countries as people is really the biggest problem with it, but either way you're just pandering to people's prejudices with how you've approached it.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

It's not that leftism isn't understood, it's that this character (pro Russia, etc) actually exists and chooses to live amongst well meaning leftists.

[–] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Are they being reactionist?
:random reaction.gif:

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Redditors struggling to understand words citing a red-brown alliance stan lmao. They have no idea where to even start thinking about this so they just fixate on the word, "tankie" and the contradiction of Imperialist narratives and successfully leave the cognitive dissonance behind.

Both the division of Korea and establishment of Taiwan are examples of the US carving out its own occupied zones to encircle China and the then-USSR, preventing internal fighting - literal civil wars - from resolving on its own terms.

Imagine if Spain popped in to prevent the end of the US civil war by militarily supporting Florida as the confederacy and then 70 years later everyone says, "yeah how dare America claim Florida! Confederate pride!" due to decades of Spanish propaganda. All the while, the main confederate legacy party still claims the entire continental US and Canada as their rightful territory and liberals call anyone that disagrees a yankie (epithet) and gets boosted in social media.

[–] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Sweet, another hexbear to block!

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

proudly announcing you have neither intent nor desire to learn from differing perspectives

[–] Barx@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How can I learn to be this brave?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Check in for reeducation I guess 🫡

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Step 1) stop licking boot, remove the false-socialist dick from your cuelo

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

This is the correct response.

[–] SoJB@lemmy.ml -1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sweet, another liberal to block!

[–] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Oh look, it's exactly the stereotype this meme is about

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Bye felicia

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

You okay, wanker?

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net -3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That persons following list is just whiplash. Absolute clown.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just like you, and everyone else who chooses to be on your instance.

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

They're more like Goebbels than clowns.

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Stay mad 🤡