Asklemmy

Ruining men.

Increased ambient temperature correlates to a reduction in sperm motility. That's right, real men care about keeping global temperatures from rising further. Only little betas insecure about their dick size want increased oil drilling and plastics production because it eventually drags the alpha men to their level.

Complacency

Being failures as a species

Converting oil back into CO2, we’re reversing what millions of generations of trees did in a fraction of the time.

Head-in-sand-sticking

The Olympic gold medal in

How far you can carry ice before it has fully vaporized.

Self Destruction

earth rape?

if she didnt want it, she wouldnt have left all that old coalified and liquified biomatter layin around