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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 82 points 9 months ago

If you hear a clicking sound run. It's the onboard bomb detector.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 63 points 9 months ago
[-] WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip 18 points 9 months ago

Only 6,000 blinks? That's nothing but a watered-down scam-in-a-bottle preying on the naïve drivers trying to buy blinker fluid for their very first time. It has to be good for AT LEAST 10,000 blinks before I'd even consider putting in my car

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

6,000 blinks in a BMW though. That's a lifetime supply.

[-] CoderKat@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Hey, where'd you find this? Do they have any that works on the rear blinkers?

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Is it blinking? If so, you made a grave error in the handling of your BMW.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

The rare picture of a BMW without a check engine light on. Truly a rare sighting.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If you knew the abuse I put my 21 year old used BMW through, seriously.

Oil change? Who ever heard of it? 50+ miles a day? Yep. Lower octane gas than it calls for? Absolutely.

The windows won’t roll down in the back and they’re held up with erasers cut at an angle.

She keeps going though. Smooth ride. No noise from the road. Premium sound system.

It has been the best car I’ve ever owned despite being treated like I paid 6 bucks for it.

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 5 points 9 months ago

Don't jynx it man, your head gasket might decided it's time to blow after you posted that comment.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 30 points 9 months ago

5miles, that's like an entire 3min. I don't think it's supposed to stay on that long mate. Take it to the dealer and give them your credit card.

[-] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago
[-] HangingFruit@czech-lemmy.eu 9 points 9 months ago

Labor excluded.

[-] lemmy_99c4zb3e3@reddthat.com 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Did you watch the instructional video? These are just Christmas lights.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

You need to see the mechanic. Looks like you have too much blinker fluid.

[-] Turizmo@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

You probably paid for the wrong subscription. Most BMW owners pay for the tailgating subscription, so they can stay as close as possible to the car in front. Just call your dealership and they can change the subscription from indicators to tailgating for only 499€.

[-] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago

Nevermind it turned off.

OMG! It's back, what do I do!

Nevermind...

[-] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

Since it is mirrored it means you have to turn right. Dear god, do they just hand out driving licenses for free nowadays?

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

No, daddy paid for it I think. He came home one day and said "here's ur car OP"

[-] Flumsy@feddit.de -3 points 9 months ago

Its not mirrored, what do you mean? The left blinkder is on

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 12 points 9 months ago

Press left horn.

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

The left seat heater is on, just cancel the subscription.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

It should switch off automatically after you've overtaken the other cars once the car blocking you moves out of the way..

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It's only a problem if it comes and goes. Then your headlight oil sensor is probably shot. Heads up: it's not a cheap fix.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 6 points 9 months ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You can't explain that.

[-] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It would be so refreshing it there was only one make of cars with no blinkers used on the road!

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

I know nothing about cars, can someone explain?

[-] Mr_Dark@feddit.nl 15 points 9 months ago

Found the BMW driver

[-] pinkwerdo@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It's the turn indicator

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

It's the light that reminds you that your left blinker is still on.

[-] Venat0r@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I think that's the lane keep assist light, but it should be green on both sides, so I guess that means it can only see the left line, so be careful on left hand bends.

[-] Wonder_Wandering@lemmings.world 2 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, it's just an arrow pointing at the right speed to go through intersections at on the speedometer.

[-] MartinXYZ@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

So much whooosh in these comments.

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