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Let's be real, people. I'm the best politician this countries got. I raised the GDP when I was president and I wept the debt out. It's true! But the crooked democrats are trying to take your jobs away! The jobs I worked so hard to give you! What do I have to do to get you to like me?

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mr. President, will you make anime real this time?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anime? Real? Why don't you get off your butt, turn off that damn TV and get a REAL job??? God Bless America!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

SIR, sir, you have my vote, sir.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Why didn't you revalue the Dinar? kitty-birthday-sad

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

give me more money

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

We love you don't we folks? a-little-trolling

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Then why are you all so mean to me...?

[–] 12022081631@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

if you dont use this gimmick account to let us live out all of our deranged fantasies of exploring donalds holes you are worse than the source material

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

I'm not gonna do that

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You gotta pistol-duel Kamala at the debate.

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kamabla is scared to debate me folks! I'm trying to make a FAIR & FREE debate happen but Kamabla refuses! She's scared of debating because you know what folks? She knows we'd blow her away. Isn't that right?

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Call her kablammo at your next rally and see your numbers go high

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

You're simply not as funny as you used to be

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

I only like politicians that haven't been shot in the ear

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Go back on Twitter and you'll be redeemed.

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Because you won't vote for me

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago
[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

frankly if you'd ditch the fascism losers and be nice to us homos and transes i wouldn't give a single fucking shit