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Man Wearing Steampunk Goggles At City Council Meeting Demands Designated Segway Lanes (www.theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Lol idk why this feels so ridiculous but also plausible.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 20 points 4 months ago

Honestly, I thought this was NotTheOnion at first.

I could see some anti-cyclist doing this to protest the “ridiculousness” of 15 minute cities.

[–] Midnight@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ngl I kinda want zeplin public transit.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

I think we can all agree on that, friend

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

This screams Portland (where I live).

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

the public transport org here runs a yearly report about transportation habits and how people think about transportation, and my town had like 40% of those asked say that they want more e-scooter infrastructure lmao

granted, i assume they just interpreted it as "bicycle infrastructure that takes into account e-scooters as well" and maybe some e-scooter specific parking, but still.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Is the man in the picture noted critic and perpetual birthday boy Rich Evans?

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 4 months ago

I wish I had the type of brain required to roleplay IRL