Mrs True knows how to shut him up. They are a perfect couple.
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.
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I was thinking it might be a great "I Sleep / Real Shit" variant.
I got a real "twf my soul exits my body" vibes
The fact that I got an ad for a "Never Goon" T-shirt... what is this timeline‽
I like how he just perishes
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mrs true is on a roll today 💀
She's the only one that can call him out, lol
Everett got fucking stunlocked
He really has the hands Trump would kill for.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
What is going on with baby mama's hat?
Just feathers pinned to it. Was common to have overly decorated hats if you could afford it in ways we wouldn't consider fashionable today (Mrs. True's hat looks like a modern flower cake also lol). This tradition is not dead, for some modern examples check out the royal ascot races, kind of a fun/funny tradition.
Some hats even had full (dead) birds on them. It was a short lived trend as many people objected to it.
And because they ran out of birds. Passenger pigeons, for example, became extinct largely (Edit: partly. Also lots of other reasons for the slaughter, plus habitat loss. Thanks Wiki!) because they were turned into hats.
Now I'm off to Wikipedia to check whether this fact I learned in childhood is true or not. And that's why I have a donation to them on Autopay
I've probably played too much Dark Souls for this to be my first thought, but:
Everett got the whole umbrella this time