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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 106 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“Worst day of my life,” proceeds to list nothing but problems entirely of his own creation. I wish my life had so few problems that I had the time to invent some for myself.

[–] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't misquote him. He said "worse day of my life"

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

He was born yesterday.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

... so far.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Pay for your fucking kids, asshole.

[–] finley@lemm.ee 38 points 1 month ago

and the judge is going to be all like, "so, you have money to pay bail and to get your car out of impound-- obviously, you can pay child support, asshole!"

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

SO MUCH of the SovCit BS is dudes trying to get out of child support. I used to wonder why even the True Believers didn't call these guys out for being assholes, but then seeing how often it's about avoiding child support, I realized it's because these groups are composed in large part by OTHER dudes trying to do the same thing, of course they're not gonna call the other guy out.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

And, of course, they're already duplicitous people because they're trying to get out of even financial parental responsibility. They want to leave whoever they knocked up high and dry.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably for the best that he's not in their life

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

He doesn't need to be in their life. Just his money.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

If he paid his child support then his car wouldn't have been towed. There's a life lesson there.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lawful Living is a pretty weak alignment. Lawful Dead or Chaotic Undead are both stronger options tbh.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Still better than Neutral Comatose.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm assuming spawn or Kevin bacon from RIPD would align to chaotic undead. (if they qualify as undead)

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wasn't parking my car in that spot clearly marked by a "no parking" sign. I was storing it.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It wasn’t parked, it was untravelling.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

This thread’s unaliving me

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 18 points 1 month ago

If you use the system you have to pay for the system.

There are sovereign individuals out there, but you only hear about these brain donors because anyone who doesn't notice that sovereign citizen is an oxymoron is just the regular kind of moron.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

About a third of this is just incomprehensible to me. Like, some of that third is words, but I just can't parse it.

There's no way this man is competent enough to be judged in a court of law.

[–] MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you not the legal natural persons?

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 15 points 1 month ago

I hat no my foundation.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

This is actually quite coherent compared to most of the content on FB.

[–] plz1@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Reading that gave me a brain tumor...

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like they're all about freedom of grammar too. Good grief that's hard to parse out.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's because they have their own little rhyming slang business, or primitive superstitions about saying certain words like driving vs. traveling

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

Funny? I guess you had to be there.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

that's like not lawful living.

that's relatively unlawful living.

darn near anarchychess

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did I just have a stroke, or is that nonsensical gibberish?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

We can't rule out the former with just text

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I kinda want to join the site just to make my own rambling nonsense.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think it's paid. They do have an app.

[–] You_are_dust@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just send them your 1099-A to pay the membership fees.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 5 points 4 weeks ago

I guess this is where their bullshit fairy tales always collapse: if you asked them to honor what they demand from others

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Practically it means brianless Idiot, officially it means "sovereign citizen"

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ehhh... what?

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

I think they had a stroke after the car back sentence? Maybe an anxiety attack from their court appearance?