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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 83 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 57 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 26 points 3 weeks ago

Incontinentica

Buttocks

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love the delivery of that line.

Incontinentica....

🤐😅

...Buttocks.

😄😆😂🤣

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you want to know what she was called?...

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

INCONTINENTIA

BUTTOCKS!

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 58 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The incantation is Sildenafil

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

That’s not in universe

Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…

[–] Doxanarchy@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mass Deferens

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's cockus engORgio, not engorgioh

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago

There's no way this isn't a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same volume, just increased length but reduced girth.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

It works for me, I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!

It's e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago

Phallus Maximus

The research must continue

[–] _____@lemm.ee 25 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget fetus deletus.

These kids really need more supervision.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

pharmaceutical engineering:

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

JK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Few master the snake tongue

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

The dude on the left almost got the right spell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 15 points 3 weeks ago

They might have to try their hands at potions after consulting the handbook of the full pump prince.

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago

Phallico Fortifico!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Expecto Cialis!

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

And the Hogwart's after school Fallomancer Club was born.

(I said I was sad, not that I couldn't still make jokes.)