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Trump Hoping To Disrupt DNC News Cycle By Eating Live Rat On Television (theonion.com)

submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God dammit, I REALLY need to remember to unsubscribe from this until after the election.

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Of all the headlines you believed this one?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

Honestly, this is somewhat tame compared to most things this idiot does.

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, he already picked a live rat for his running mate...

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Why are you calling JD Vance an intelligent and cute pet?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

rats run fast, trump only eats fast food, it checks out

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It boggles the mind how an alleged billionaire can be so cheap.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Check out Michael Jordan's tipping philosophy

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Eww, gross. Another cheap bastard.

[–] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The reverse would also work.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eating television on live rat?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 months ago

I can't stop laughing at the photo

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean…he should actually do that. It would only help his campaign at this point.

[–] Volkditty@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Would win back most of the RFK crowd.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

I would not put it past him. He must be desperate for attention. The RNC did not work out, the scratch at his hear had not the desired effect, and now the Dems are actually waking up! This must be a nightmare for weird Don!

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

next week on trumpjunk.loser, a $179.99 limited edition plushy of a rat with a detachable head.

(like ozzy's bat from a few years back)

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Eating that roach worked for Tyler 🤷

[–] thomcat@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

zardulu is at it again!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago