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[–] solrize@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Smart phones, smart watches, smart TVs, and now this? Give me a break, some things just don't have to be Internet connected.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Activate your donkey now for $29.99/month!

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If they are actually funny, don't punch down too much, and can turn it off when needed.

It's not good if that's your whole personality.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I work with too many people who insist on giving me the smartarse answer to EVERY fucking question.

Every day I have to ask every station "Do you need any assistance today?" And "Do you have enough work to fill your shift?" And every day "YEah yOu cAn WaSh mY cAr! HehEheHe" and "yEaH iF I geT thrOugH thIs I'lL jUsT tAKe a nAp!"

And every month we have to do a drivers licence check and every damn month the same people "wHaT lIcEnCe!?!"

Fuck cunt, grow up. I hate doing this shit as much as you hate being asked, why are you making it take twice as long!?!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

have you told them ?

[–] TheWeirdestCunt@lemm.ee 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk none of the donkeys I've worked with have been very smart

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

But what's the IQ on this buttocks, darling?

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why shouldn't I? Bless those who encourage you to second-think things when things are presented as unquestionable.

[–] dnick@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well, since you ask, it likely depends on whether they're humorously encouraging you to look at something from a different angle, or if they've just discovered a handful of situations that get a chuckle from people who only encounter it occasionally, them proceed to subject everyone to the same 'second-think' ad nauseum.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

They're preferable to dumbasses.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 9 points 3 weeks ago

Better than stupid dicks.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Smart arses? Are we in the 90s? Stop living in the past! AI arses are the bomb now.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Machine Learning Asses

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I like the asses on smart people, does that count?

[–] QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Best exchange I heard about this topic:

Person 1: "Stop being such a smart ass"
Person 2: "I will when you stop being such a dumb ass"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Better than dumb-asses.

[–] the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I trust my body to tell me that something's wrong. If my butt is giving me warning signs, I darn well better listen.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don't like that type of competition and we end up losing everybody else as the sarcasm and references get more obtuse and obscure until one of us loses and slingshots up to potty humor.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yes I like myself.

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They’re exhausting. Just say what you mean.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I think you're confusing smart asses with wafflers.

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It depends on if they're sarcastic smart asses, or know-it-all smart asses. I prefer the former.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

I Smart ass back

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not typically, I’m usually talking fast trying to get an idea out of my head and communicated but they find the need to interrupt with low effort jokes.

Having lived in different areas of the US I do find it’s fairly regional. I can go back home and joke around and be a smartass, but if I tried it here people would find me extremely rude.

[–] Uncle_Abbie 2 points 3 weeks ago

The reason I left Reddit was because the top comments-- no matter how serious the topic-- were dumb jokes and snide remarks. So in that context, no.

But I have a friend who sort of reminds me of Cliff Clavin from "Cheers," and he can be fun.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Phenomephrene@thebrainbin.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends on how good they are at it. If pedestrian drech is all they have to offer I'll spin 'em dizzy and set 'em straight. If they've got art, game recognizes game.

[–] dnick@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be a smart ass answer?