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Be sure to get things checked anyway.

I had extreme back pains for ages, and the only thing that helped was smoking a lot of weed. Got rid of most of the pains, however many years later it was discovered that I had twisted discs in my spine, and the weed was masking the severity due to the pain relief!

So now I have a diagnosed bad back and I smoke a lot of weed on prescription. So... Nothing has really changed but... I mean....
I forgot where I was going with this. See a doctor! It won- I mean, it sometimes doesn't waste time. Erm.

My finger hurts for some reason. Let me search the web for answers:

86,000 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE TERMINAL BRAIN CANCER

Many years ago, I went to my GP and she told me a story from when she was in med school, pre-internet. She had a really bad headache and went through with researching the cause. After hours of going through research papers and textbooks, she determined she had brain cancer. So even before WebMD have us all brain cancer, doctors were already self diagnosing it.

Had kinda the opposite happen to me fell out of breathe and increased heart rate with minor exertion, felt light headed.

Family: you're out of shape

Google: anemia

Me: anemia, EZPZ just see the doc and get some iron pills, right as rain

Doctor: Leukemia

The emergency room doctor said my hemoglobin was "impressively low" it was at 3.9 g/dL

I just watched this episode while sick.

But I DO HAVE CANCER, and I'm finished... I read it on the internet.