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Disney lawyers sneak ‘unmanned aerial drone strike for anyone sharing login details’ clause into Disney+ T&Cs (newsthump.com)
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[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

All Disney has to do is get Putin and Kim Jong Un to sign up for free Disney+ trial for a month.

Viola! World peace, bitches.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I had to check twice to make sure this was "The Onion" rather than "Not the Onion"

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

sounded true then I saw it was the onion and I'm just flabbergasted life's gotten so crazy that you can't tell real headlines from the onion at a glance.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

This isn't as bad as it sounds. The drone doesn't have a pilot on board but it's still a real human in Burbank remotely dropping the hammer on you.