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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 107 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There's a bishop 500m away with a sniper too.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

and he always visits the scene of the crime after

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

A Super Soaker filled with holy water.

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That was a balancing patch. It used to be that bishops could only see only 2 squares and could jump over like horses.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

smdh Chess hasn't had a balance patch in like 200 years.

nerf knights plz chess.com

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: rooks are elephant, bishops are camels, and queen is vizier in most Indian languages.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Other fun facts in This article, of which my favorite parts are the maps and their titles:

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do the pieces look different or are they just called a different thing? Like what's a 'jumper'?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

They look the same. A "jumper", or "springer" in Danish, is just a differently named "knight".

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

The second one is inaccurate for Slovenia at least. Both horse and jumper are in use.

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[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago (9 children)

No.. Rooks are chariots Bishops are elephant and Queen is literally queen ml/in

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago
[–] drathvedro@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That queen's hanging, tho. He can just beat her himself.

[–] Arcity@feddit.nl 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is nothing to indicate she isn't defended.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Next frame could be a horse walking up and smashing that tower.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'd never questioned it before now, but ... How come the towers move? Who had that idea?

The jesters moving diagonally because they're whimsical I guess but the towers are quite odd.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

jesters? they're bishops...

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry. Did a direct translation of the French name without thinking.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] wieson@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And in German they're "Runners"

[–] apolo399@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'll add Spanish! "Alfil", taken from arabic "(al-)fil", taken from persian "pil", meaning "the elephant", since at some point in the past the piece was, evidently, an elephant.

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[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Potato potato

[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You may look a bit beyond the edge of the anglophone world.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 2 months ago

well in my language they're "runners" so i guess i should have thought a bit harder there...

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

The rook was initially a chariot.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Okay since nobody did a serious answer, here we go:

tl;dr: its a translation/interpretation error.

The first documented forms of chess are all "war machines" of their time the tower was a Charioteer.

When chess hits Europe someone translated charioteer with tower. Idk why, maybe because the used figures looked like a tower.

And a charioteer move on a battlefield would be a storming through everything in one direction.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I kinda wish we'd kept the name chariot. It sounds more epic.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago
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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

But when is the boobs update

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 8 points 2 months ago

This was magnificent!

[–] sag@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

Sacrifice DA QUEEN

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] opossumtriceps@lemmy.one 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OP really should've provided this source.

For shame. smh...

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sharing a cropped version too.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Seriously.

Rude.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

/pedantry

It's not checkmate then, now it's it.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

I See a body check, Mate.

[–] xChronoZerox 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, she did only say check.

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[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"Horses can't be knights. I mean, that's just silly. Chess is stupid!"

[–] olivertzeng@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Get thee to a rookery

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