You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

Rules:

No deaths or serious injuries because who would be around to get told they couldn't park there?
Be excellent to each other

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[–] thouartfrugal@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To be fair, there was a glowing red arrow in pursuit.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

"It was coming right at me! I thought slamming into a stationary brick wall would throw it off my trail!"

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

And that concludes my presentation on the dangers of vehicular collision.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

There's one.

-Cop

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Boy howdy, though! At least they came prepared!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

"There's no way a van could break that kind of wall doing the speed limit."

"Bet."

[–] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 5 points 1 week ago

Maybe the cop lives there, decided to bring his work with him

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

dudes just trying to meet his quota.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Y'all spelled "concussion" wrong.

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

When your boss wants you to give 110%.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The reenactment went swimmingly boss!