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[–] LodeMike 111 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes I'm sure this will reduce violence

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean I'm all for stricter gun regulations, but chopping everybody's fingers off might be a bit much. Granted.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

How else will they learn though?

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

/me makes throat slitting gesture

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago

Oi you got a licosonse for that gesture.

[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 85 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've gotta wonder if the charge is being pushed by someone who opposes the law being talked about in the video, who wants its first application to be in a case so ridiculous it'll create mass public opposition to it or something. That's the only scenario I can think of where an otherwise functioning adult may make a decision that poor.

[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemdro.id 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now I'm no judge, but I see this as a first amendment violation. The student was expressing his disdain towards the kids in a jackass sort of way, but being a jackass isn't and shouldn't be against the law.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I would be inclined to agree. Schools themselves have wide latitude to police this type of thing, much wider than general criminal law could do. So I have no problem with the kid being suspended. The criminal charge on the other hand is another matter entirely. That seems like a clear 1st Amendment violation.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Depends on context. In this case it's obvious it's not a "true threat." https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/amdt1-7-5-6/ALDE_00013807/

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Tennessee, it's a felony for impersonating a gun. Having a real one on the other hand is perfectly acceptable.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"It's me, a 8mm Glock. I like to lie threatenly on tables and being pointed at minorities." What do you think, pretty convincing, right?

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Finger guns are not covered under the 2nd amendment.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well you see your honor: the hand is connected to the arm.... And we have the right to bear arms so...

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 10 points 1 month ago

Ah, the RFK Jr defense. Nice.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Then ask your bear to make a finger gun

I prefer to have the right to Bear Arms, tbh.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The arms are a right, the hands at the end of them are a privilege...

[–] ianonavy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It’s the right to bear arms, not the right to bare arms!

Yes it does, finger guns 100% existed in the 18th century

[–] fractal_flowers@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But they should be covered under the 1st amendment. The problem is that children don't have many rights in the US.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago

Googling this... At the moment, the only source online is a single local newspaper, which omits numerous key details. Might turn out to be nothing.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Student with actual gun given a thumbs-up and a gentle kiss on the forehead.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] 2pt_perversion@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 19 points 1 month ago

We have the best High Schools, because of jail.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you can't buy fingers from weapons manufacturers so we can't protect your right to bear fingers

[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Anything but addressing the core issue.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Are finger guns going to become the equivalent of a middle finger in the US because of how many people die to guns?

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Much like the middle finger gesture is offensive because outside the US many people die to birds.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Only if the French start doing it.

[–] fractal_flowers@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. It's hysterical admins using lousy logic to conclude that finger guns = violence. The logic is something along the lines of finger guns = real guns = killing people.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the logic is "it could be a threat" but yeah it's dumb either way, unless it is a threat I guess.

[–] fractal_flowers@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only time I really heard this talked about was in elementary school, and finger guns were never a threat at the school I went to. Not even once, but the teachers and administration would harp on about it like kids were demonic for making them.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They could get you expelled at mine, but not charged. IIRC even water guns would get you actually charged. Tbf it was shortly after 9/11, but still.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I can tell you that I was forbidden from doing that while playing during a vacation in Colorado, mere months before Columbine. This bullshit is ridiculous.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Clearly you weren't in a dangerous finger-standoff by yourselves.

[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemdro.id 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Says an error occurred and I can't get the link, can you send it here?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

More repuglican insanity

[–] jafo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

TBF, that's how I robbed Chase Bank last week.

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I know I'm late to the party, but...

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes, YouTube.com as a reliable journalistic source...

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Huh? You know news organizations have YouTube channels right?