this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2024
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internet funeral

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

but also no social media brainwashing, mass surveillance, and the like.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

yep. fuck it.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 28 points 1 week ago

Not a javascript in sight. Just people enjoying their internet. And cheese.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

you beat me to the punch

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the ideal web design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I don't know why but I made it my new lock screen, thanks.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

One example of explicitly learning why you don't click on something when it says click here.

[–] willya@lemmyf.uk 4 points 1 week ago

This looks way shittier than I remember it.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How did they manage to center the text???

[–] grandel@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Its not vertically centered, so probably with

<center></center>
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Tables and/or spacer gifs.

[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

It was easy before CSS

[–] silverchase@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Now this is the real internet funeral

[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

I kinda miss the animated logos you would see in Netscape and Internet Explorer.

[–] Toes@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

00:44

When it was still possible to find the ends of the internet before 1 AM.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Dear god... no...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cheese actually contains a low dose opiate analog.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Here's a model recreation of the cheese molecule entering the cheese receptor

[–] Shlocktroffit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

my entire body is a cheese receptor

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Waccawaccawaccawacca

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Didn't they make a game about that receptor?

[–] Shlocktroffit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Cheddar is the opiate of the masses

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago