You've got it backwards. Engels wore the cock cage, and Marx had the key. Engels had to pay for access to the key. Everyone knows Marx and Engels were in a findom situationship
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Yes. It’s actually a foundational aspect of Marxism that most people don’t know about because they don’t read theory.
The Bolsheviks were revisionist, absolutely no mention of cock cages 
No way Marx was fucking hot babes all day, women were like "oh Mr. Marx please get me preggers" and he was like "whoa easy babe, one at a time, I need rest in between!"
Nah, that takes too much discipline. Marx was a bit too much of a disaster.
He wanted to, but it irritated his pp carbuncles.
Most people here follow a philosophy named after the guy and here we're cracking wise about his genital carbuncles.
What a difference it makes between here and any chud site that glazes their deified heroes. 
yes but he never shaved so you couldn't tell