this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 61 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Why is anon investing in crimes?

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Imagine not buying some of those crime shares.

[–] SitD@lemy.lol 2 points 6 days ago

I'll have the 20x leveraged please 👌😎

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

The margins

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 13 points 6 days ago

Anon invests in crime scenes, not in crimes.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

....and of that 3 TB, there's at least 2.9 TB of childhood memories, stories about the recipe author's childhood, and high res photos along the story for SEO reasons

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

PB, not TB.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Goulash is delicious, not a bad way to go

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Goulash is delicious. But, having the thought of goulash without actually getting to eat goulash would be a terrible way to go. Poor guy.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

But maybe by 2096 thoughts can impact experience. So while you're eating your yeast biscuit or whatever, you think you experience eating goulash, and what is reality but what we experience?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The amount of data suggests that it was a bigger experience than a recipe, bigger than a recipe with pictures, bigger than a recipe with an instructional video

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 23 points 6 days ago

He died doing what he loved

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is... Is this a true story?

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 30 points 6 days ago

be me

Time traveler

Go back in time to the 2020s to shitpost about normal day to day things that happen in 2096 to see everyone's reaction

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

It will be.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago

Hmm goulash mentioned hmm goulash

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is that goulash with macaroni noodles? What’s wrong with you people.

Gets some rotini for that.

Best I can do is spaghetti.