Room temperature mayo is criminal
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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Yeah, that stuff has to be hot.
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That would be so unsanitary. I would hope they have a glove supply nearby.
HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SPORKS!
Sorry Demolition Man on the brain.
You never need to apologize for Demolition Man. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.
These teach young farmers how milk hotdogs for condiments.
It looks utterly repulsive, but I kind of love the idea... the sheer convenience.
It's the pinnacle of Belgian engineering
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What if? What if a lot of things. JUST DO IT and find out.
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Why are they all the same color?
is this where ketchup comes from?