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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm told one time in my sleep I sat up, looked down the hall, and said "You can't see it from here but it can see you.". Then laid down again and went quiet. My partner at the time was not amused

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I had a partner once who sat straight up in bed and announced, "Somesone else is in here." They then promptly fell back asleep...me, not so much...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I once asked my ex husband "does it have Scweppevescence" (it was a tag line in a ginger ale commercial), and told my current husband that I had figured out the tile problem.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Her subconscious abhors a vacuum. And anything that isn’t a crab.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Evolution provrs that all of our dreams eventually lead to CRAB

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
[–] jabber@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I did something similar in order to honour my missus. :)

https://mastodon.social/@sarahoncesaid

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This is wonderful!

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, I like these!

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Crabby even.

Edit oh goddamnit it I didn’t see your username.

[–] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone have others? I don't want to go on Twitter

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I pretty often will wake up giggling.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

The crab is always looking at the sea so that it never goes into it when going side to side. All it knows is anger. Deep.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh sleep talking nonsense is the best! When I was in college my roommate wrote down what I said whe I was sleeping, it could be roughly translated like this:

"We have a crooked goat in our head that we can grab by the wall and then we can go fuck ourselves because we've had enough of it and that's it"

I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried ...

sounds like what autocorrect would say when you click the suggested word over and over

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We will all become crab.

Contrasts on having a girlfriend who shares her awesome dreams with you in real-time.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Her consciousness has become crab due to carcinisation

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

She's achieved the ultimate crab form