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Pocketpair Hires Identical Lawyers with Guns (hard-drive.net)
submitted 3 months ago by GammaGames@beehaw.org to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

At press time, Nintendo responded, claiming guns or no they will come after Pocketpair with the same fury with which they go after 17-year olds who make fan games.

Spot-on.

[–] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 3 months ago

ROFL, This is a good satire article.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The only Nintendo game I ever really enjoyed was Super Mario for Sega Genesis which was actually a homebrew game. Suck it Nintendo.

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 2 points 3 months ago

Stealing from Nintendo before it was cool