this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[–] bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

It's actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I went to go upvote it (it's still there in "all") just because you mentioned it.

A lemming in the truest sense of the word.

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I've been here since the beans.

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[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Hm, I don't know, I've seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.

[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

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[–] GARlactic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

[–] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.

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[–] Crampon@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

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[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

[–] shindig1457@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to ~~subscribe to~~ block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

[–] skierra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It seems it's not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn't find it.

EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn't

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's absolutely disgusting subscribes

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I'm subscribing just to report the content for nudity

[–] leyland1989@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn't shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not quite how it happened.

Yahoo banned porn on Tumblr because Apple found a CSAM image on their platform, banned their app from the App Store, then as a condition for unbanning the Tumblr app, issued them an ultimatum to outright ban pornographic content. I originally thought that Yahoo's justification was an excuse they used because they couldn't be bothered to invest the resources needed to purge illegal content from their platform, but apparently Discord have been hit with similarly puritanical demands from Apple and Google, who basically have a monopoly on what apps go on your smartphone,

Nevertheless, Tumblr's porn exodus is the core reason why Yahoo sold the platform to Automattic for pennies compared to how much they originally acquired Tumblr for. It even sparked a renaissance of lewd artists flocking to Newgrounds - a site that was originally on its knees due to the death of Flash animations and browser gaming.

It's also worth noting that Automattic have since partially dialed-back the ban. Nudity is allowed on Tumblr again, but graphic sexual content isn't. Obviously they did this in direct response to Elon Musk enshittifying Twitter. Another reason I think Tumblr is living on is because it was known for three things: porn, niche fandoms and social justice warriors. Musk has notably burned bridges with any Twitter users who oppose hate speech.

God forbid if Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai find out there's porn on Reddit....

[–] void_wanderer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there's a tit. It wa perfect.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

The shit.wit.tit frequency index. A true measure of the health of a social media site?

[–] 25thSkye@monyet.cc 2 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Technology has more or less flowed with the proliferation of porn. VHS (over Betamax), bluray (over HD-DVD), online payments and other Internet features rose to prominence because pornographic content helped spearhead their adoption.

[–] vamo@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago

Even games. Artists and devs, specially 3d, are constantly improving their skills and tools to make better content. Not solely because of porn, but it helps to rush it. When you want to make it so that a certain viscous fluid or liquid dripping or flowing looks ultra realistic, you work to improve the tech behind its rendering. Then you share it and we get more realistic rendering for other games, for example. I'm trying to remember of a specific case of when a breakthrough for 3d rendering came directly from 3d hentai but I can't find it. What's also funny is that even game consoles from the 70s had porn games already

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[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.

[–] rabquest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'"

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[–] Quetzacoatl@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you're right, reddit is done.

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[–] andrr_464@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I have NSFW enabled and don't get any porn. How, why?

[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Let's workshop it.

PQI: Porn Quality Index

[–] mavedustaine@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

Even the furry images are better than usual

[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wait you guys are getting porn?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Really? Cause I can't find any porn on Lemmy

[–] greenyenergy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

People actually liked Hentai? I just can't shake the feeling that it was drawn by some rotund gentleman with Cheeto stained fingers.

[–] AncientMariner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is the quality content I cum here for....

[–] czarrie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh good, can't wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.

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