this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

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6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[–] bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

It's actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I went to go upvote it (it's still there in "all") just because you mentioned it.

A lemming in the truest sense of the word.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I was there.

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[–] axexrx@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean'

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[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Hm, I don't know, I've seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.

[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

[–] GARlactic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

[–] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

Actually I might.

[–] Crampon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

[–] shindig1457@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to ~~subscribe to~~ block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

[–] skierra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It seems it's not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn't find it.

EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn't

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's absolutely disgusting subscribes

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I'm subscribing just to report the content for nudity

[–] leyland1989@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn't shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

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[–] void_wanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there's a tit. It wa perfect.

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[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.

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[–] Quetzacoatl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you're right, reddit is done.

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[–] andrr_464@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I have NSFW enabled and don't get any porn. How, why?

[–] mavedustaine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Let's workshop it.

PQI: Porn Quality Index

[–] czarrie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh good, can't wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.

Love your username. Hopefully we can make the threadiverse funner than Reddit ever was(If it isn't already).

[–] DonatellaHibachi@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I guess this is how you can tell your thing is gonna be a thing. Once the porn people find it, literally loads of people are gonna find your place.

[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wait you guys are getting porn?

[–] Nausiyan@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It's actually more reliable than any other financial marker.

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[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

That's disgusting. Where?

[–] greenyenergy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

People actually liked Hentai? I just can't shake the feeling that it was drawn by some rotund gentleman with Cheeto stained fingers.

[–] AncientMariner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This is the quality content I cum here for....

[–] emanon458@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where is this porn located so I don't accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Even the furry images are better than usual

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Really? Cause I can't find any porn on Lemmy

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