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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you telling me a cheeseburger stabbed this man?

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I just saw earlier today that a guy stabbed himself accidentally when using a knife to try separate 2 frozen patties. Instead of going to the hospital he just went to bed and died leaving police very confused when they first got there.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or was he stabbed with a cheeseburger?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or did he stab the cheeseburger?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be realistic. Who would stab a cheeseburger?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Somebody with a knife, clearly.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Or did he cheese the stabburger?

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 11 points 1 month ago

A picture of the suspect.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Fortunately the cheeseburger is now in stable condition.

[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

People can't even afford to shoot cheeseburgers anymore.

Was this when that man was killed for a Popeyes chicken sandwich?...

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Journalism at its laziest.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

Doctor Who does local news now?