this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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[–] Finger@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No half measures. meow-knife-trans

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Here's what you're gunna' do. You're gunna' delete that threatening post you made. You're gunna' DM FearsomeJoeandmac. You're gunna' apologize to them inside that DM. You'll be genuine and heartfelt about it. Everything else about you is gunna' stay the same, except you're not gunna' interact with FearsomeJoeandmac again, you got it? As far as you're concerned you don't see their posts, you don't know about them. You just keep postin' along, maybe give them an upbear or two, should you feel the need.

But I catch you threatening to them - or even if they're messaging you - you don't respond. You come to me. And I'd like some "yes sir" "thank you sir"-type cordiality in these interactions from now on.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

You need to learn Bajiquan from a 110 year old hermit master in China and use your skills to win the big chapo fightclub prize.

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

who was it? was it amber? it was amber wasn't it? it was amber.

[–] AMBER_BOT@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Alunyanners@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

retaliate by pigpoopballing them. :^)

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Remember, the Beanis mightier

[–] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

the only winning move is not to play

[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

If you tell them that they are a deeply unserious person, they'll probably assume their life is in danger and flee.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago