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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

I wonder if there is any evolutionary advantage to larger breasts. AFAIK, there's no difference in their ability to deliver milk to babies. And smaller breasts probably have an advantage in a woman's movement and agility, not to mention avoiding back pain. Humans also seem to be the only animal that has larger breasts than necessary -- OTOH, humans are also the only mammal that walks upright, so there are other biological differences.

If it's the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Omfg I was also enlightened by this

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Then everyone clapped. That clap's name? Albert Musk.

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

And then the bus fell on its side, amen brother 🙏

[–] Dampyr@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I've got a question for you. What's heavier, a kiogram of coins or a kilogram of bills? That's right a kilogram of coins, because coins are heavier than bills

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Is this supposed to be a joke or a parody of something?

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Trail@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Thanks for educating me.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Dead serious issues that I expect to see addressed in the VP debate.

[–] Podunk@lemmy.world 38 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The premise is based, but fuck me, the message is actually a good life lesson.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago

Both have the same value, but big tits are heavier and therefore worse. Ahhhh enlightenment

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 72 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 46 points 19 hours ago

Not all big breasted women suffer from backpains.

Jingling is really annoying though.

[–] B312@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

It feels like a bag of coins when you're touching it.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 92 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

One can be folded into oragami. The other can be shot from a slingshot. I am truly enlightened.

[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago

I don't think either of these would be very fun for the woman they're attached to...

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 21 hours ago

oh shit BOTH is the answer

[–] JadeEast@sh.itjust.works 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Bills won't weigh you down when you're hiking or make your pocket sag if they're there a long time.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 31 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Can't use 100's in a lot of places.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Can't use coins in a lot of places as well.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 43 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, the strippers hate it when I start chucking quarters.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

In some cultures, making it hail is seen as a dick move.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

That's a matter of the places you're going into....

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago

No judgement here.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 30 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

the coins because you could also throw them at people

[–] burgeoning@lemmy.world 26 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

The Dollars are light and graciously accepted by the cashier, but do not gratify the hand in its heft and presence. The coins are heavy, and bestows immediate gratification to the weighing extremities; nonetheless the cashier will be enraged at the prospect of counting the cost.

Read that again.

[–] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Dollar coins are just as inconvenient as the rest of them. I guess 50c is the worst with its sharp corners.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Mostly because they're really big compared to other coins.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 9 points 21 hours ago

Always a psycho/socio in the comments 😂

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Happy cake day, gentleperson.

[–] ThunderChunk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Heavier boobs hold more value...I do like big heavy boobs...

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

As do I, but I can also see the hate they get. One of my partners ended up getting a reduction from like DDD to B and she's much happier and is better physically for it. My wife kept her DD and they're great too.

As I've gotten older, I've come to terms that big tiddies and small tiddies are both still tiddies, and tiddies are fun to play with no matter the size.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Are you an owner or a renter?

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've stolen some, traded some, and now I'm left with one small boob and one big boob in a freezer, what do

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 17 hours ago

Nature's stress ball.