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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If anyone can be gay and have a wife it's Kojima.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A gay wife guy does sound like something out of MGS

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

'Snake, be careful. That's Gay Wifeman! Foxhound's gayest wife guy!'

'A gay wife guy huh? I've heard about them but never faced one in combat before. This could be tough!'

'Good luck and be careful Snake!'

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Right?!

He made a whole game about how tough rugged individual outdoorsy men need to take down their walls and let people in so they can have a rich emotional life in a land of alienation and reconnect both with their own fathers and become fathers themselves in order to become a fully realized person, and how family is incredibly important but it's something you have to build and preserve every day, and also there were scary ghosts or something.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

The amount of times 13 year old me jerked off to Eva is evidence enough Kojima is fully committed to sexuality in all its forms.

MGS is 100% horn in all directions

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah nearly everyone in MGS that's not a one off character is either bi- or pansexual, I think there's a very obvious answer here

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A good chunk of the one offs as well.

[–] git@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

His name’s Vamp because he’s bi, not because he drinks human blood.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hideo Kojima is horny

For what?

Everything

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Bi and pan erasure is real. hexbear-bi-2 hexbear-pan

[–] DrJenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are there people that don't have a crush on Ché?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

we call those people "huge nerds"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Tbh, I bet Stan Lee would have fucking loved mgs