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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@beehaw.org 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Joe Biden blasted me with his 5g rays a few minutes earlier than expected

Gotta keep us on our toes, the crafty mfer

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I heard the alert on my phone and suddenly I was dismantling a fired sniper rifle in a city I've never even been to before.

Caught me by surprise.

[–] Ethereal87@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

It was nice to get an over-the-air update to the microchips they put in my Covid vaccine at least!

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tell me about it, ever since I heard it I've APPROACH THE 5G TOWER got this odd tic HAIL JOE BIDEN in my left shoulder. I hope BUY BIRKENSTOCKS it goes away soon.

[–] bermuda@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

I got the alert in the middle of a god damn library

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I haven’t gotten any alerts yet.

Considering what a failed alert system resulted in here recently, I am a bit concerned.

edit: oh, hey, there it is, 9 hrs later

[–] finthechat@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

I got the alert on my phone and now I'm gay