this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I wise man once said, "one may peepee without poopoo, yet one could never poopoo without peepee.'

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

All spooky dookies have creepy peepee, but not all creepy peepees have spooky dooky.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is apparently false. My kids can legit sit down, poop, and wander off. It's unsettling..

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I came here for a "shit for brains" comment and was disappointed.

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

You became the "shit for brains" comment

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Spoopy poopy

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That's a hard yes.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] McTavern@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Darn, they don’t have a pedestal version :(

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

nor a bidet

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The Bone Throne

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ass Hardware

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Not shitty enough: do better! 😜

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I sent this to my mom and she legit thought I wanted this from Archie McPhee. She seemed so confused when she couldn't find it anywhere

Still a better search engine than Google nowadays

[–] empathicqubit@mastodon.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

@SnokenKeekaGuard
What happens if I reply to a Lemmy post from not lemmy

Well its integrated perfectly. I can see it and received a notification for it as I would with any other comment.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Crappy cappy

[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Half, another half is peepost

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

That's a freebie. Every poop is a pee but not every pee is a poop.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago