I'll counter with random intermittent connection loss.
Wizards
Post wizards
No ai art
Nonaffiliated links to more wizards
https://www.tumblr.com/wizardcave
https://jeffeasleyart.com/store/
https://davidmattingly.com/category.php?id=2517&n=Wizards
https://krasnyart.eu/searchResults.php?criteria=motive&id=2
For real.
Consistently slow? Sucks, but I can deal with it.
Intermittent connection? Guess it's time for a break.
This is my life currently. It feels good to know people out there empathize with me
Respond with Ethernet Connection Shield!
I cast dialup.
Lol that's how I cast Annoyingly Slow Wifi in the first place. If I don't limit my download rates, I easily throttle the connection due to wired preference.
I cast piss with boner
I counter with wet fart
I counter with cat5e
Cat8 here. Do I necessarily need that much? Probably not. But is my cable a bottleneck? Hell no.
Dude, fuck you
I cast ping 1000ms
Gaah, it doesn't even load the page fully! So annoying!
I cast annoyingly slow driver.