Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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That, or try breaking his arms.
Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).
Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.
slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.
I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.
This could also be a great textbook example of social conditioning. Women and men self-perpetuating gender stereotypes and acting weirded out when they're being violated.
$100 bucks says Anon is ugly and/or overweight.
Only if the person that made up the fictional character writes it that way.
Or just gives off massive fake and gay energy
$100 says the green text is an artistic work of falsehood
100¢ says anon is a bad flirt.
Naw, that still assumes anon is a real person, telling a real story.
As a rule, anything posted to /b/ is an artistic work of fiction or falshood, and only a fool would believe otherwise
Isn't that exact quote posted on the top of every page on /b/? Wouldn't that make that rule itself an artistic work of fiction?
Almost exactly, yeah
tf? green text is always true, anon never makes shit up.
"All those women feeding him"
Well, it's probably because he's the leper king of Jerusalem, judging by that mask
If your mom is nice to you she simply protects her assets. Her behaviour towards you is in no way an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners from outside your family.
Her behaviour towards you however may be an indicator on how attractive you are for potential partners inside your family.
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Problem: Anon keeps trying to date his mom
Solution: Anon needs to try using a dating service or app
Or his sisters. Anon has options.
Wrong gonial angle.
Time for reform
Being raised by women doesn’t make you a pussy magnet anon.
What no male role models does to a mf.
I'm kind of surprised what gets downvoted these days.. do people actually not know that humans are imitation learners in almost every social and scientific aspect? 😨
In the same vein I'm shocked how little reading comprehension people have these days (such as this comment) and how people and how quickly people jump to align any information with their worldview. The post even said "majority" with no indication that the father wasn't around. For example someone that has two siblings, both sisters would fit that category.
op had no male role models because the entire scenario is completely made up for attention on the internet