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Also when the emoji menu takes 2 minutes to load

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[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Browsing hexbear on mobile and have to stop because someone called

[–] someone@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Zoomers will never know the annoyance of spending several minutes downloading a playboy photo only to find it won't display because the first version of Mosaic didn't do JPEGs, leading to a futile quest to find some free software to view JPEGs that worked on Windows 3.1.

[–] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Zoomers will never know about having to go to the library to get another 30 day AOL trial CD so you never have to actually pay for dial up.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

I for one am thankful that zoomers are spared the horrors of Windows 3x

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Zoomers will never know how weird physical playboy magazines smelled

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

There was a popular image viewer at the time, I was thinking it was IrfanView, but apparently that didn’t exist until 1996 (and still gets updated!).

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

anakin-padme-2 Waiting for a Hexbear picture to load

anakin-padme-4 It's PPB

[–] 12022081631@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

the emote menu is a terrible comparison. waiting for all of the emotes to load on hexbear is a workout. its stretching and tearing a muscle -- your patience. a valuable muscle + virtue. when your virtue heals up (make sure to take in extra protein and water), you will be shocked at how fast the emote menu loads

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

File's Done!

Jan, the pictures of the kids at the beach are wonderful, it only took me 35 minutes to download!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

I can't wait to surf the web and browse the information superhighway so I can learn how to improve my golf swing! smoothskin

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Youngins will never know what its like to hear the connection dial up tone that sounded like screams of a tortured AI consciousness begging for the release of death. Good times

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

AOL/Prodigy connection sounds were an early version of:

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

So thats what they meant. Perhaps oil barrons are accelerating humanity's extinction to spare us a worse fate bye

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Anyways I hope you liked the survey results berdly-smug

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

It’s what makes this place great.

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was literally just thinking this while trying to click on that cool church post

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

That's what I was doing too.

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago

decentralized platforms take me back, man. back to having to hope your server admin is a cool dude, and waiting patiently for your photos to load.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Reminded me of this lol

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

You can get the same dial up experience with an old enough phone.