this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 60 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Who are you kidding you don't know morse code.

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 3 weeks ago

That's why it's even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I know two letters, O and S.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You should learn E and X.

Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says "S-E-X?"

Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!

.......provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.

To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day....

.....one day.....

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You should check out bars near Navy harbors.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's a bit concerning that my joke was an absurdist perspective on how to take advantage of women.....and your reaction was essentially "Here, let me give you tips on how to actually do that!"

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

What about second S?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact! Squirrels don't blink. Instead, they secrete a special liquid from their genitals that they rub into their eyes to keep them moist.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that’s another thing squirrels and I have in common

Your mom says you still owe her rent.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gnawmon@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

He’s so deep that his deep thoughts are having their own deep thoughts

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Dpof@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Dpof@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I probably sound like a bot

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Pretty sure this guy is just high...

[–] cleverusername24@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Dpof@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Listen guys, dispel has a cooldown. Yelling doesn't make the cooldowns go faster. Believe me, I've tried.