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[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 194 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is this one of those, as a kid Bart seems cool, but now as an adult facing the reality it doesn't seem so cool?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most comedies have someone funny to watch, but not if they actually existed and affected your life. Don't get me wrong, I love Bender, but RL Bender as a friend would be full no contact from me.

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

I love peter griffin but I would probably kill him in real life :O

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

opposite honestly

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 138 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I almost ate the onion on this one. It's far too plausible!

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Almost all the Trump ones are - it's more difficult than it should be to push satire beyond things that Trump and his lackeys have actually done.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't remember the last Trump ad that featured Trump looking into the camera and making a true statement.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I haven't seen ads for anyone at all. What are you watching that has political ads? Late night comedy shows?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Youtube, and basically every streaming service we don't pay for that shows ads. But I'm in a swing states, so that's probably why. I can't wait until the election is over and I can stop getting nonstop political ads.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Interesting. I don't watch YouTube or anything that streams with ads. Screw that.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what's wrong with late night comedy shows?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nothing at all. They're just more apt to show an ad to make fun of them.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I can’t remember him ever making a true statement to begin with.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I'm glad you pointed it out, I didn't realize and thought this was real. There's not much Trump can do to surprise me at this point

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"We got a lot of bad genes in our country right now," said Trump

It's true. Some of the womens' ones don't even have pockets. It's criminal.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My brother and I have a younger sister. When she was a teen, we were blown away by the fact that girls’/women’s clothes don’t have pockets. Or worse, that there’s even FAKE pockets. Meanwhile, I was wearing cargo pants throughout high school.

Women carry more stuff than us men. Clearly they do NEED pockets. And yet they don’t get them. I’ve never even seen a fake pocket on men’s jeans.

Right now, I’m wearing pants with pockets so wide, I can fit a Nintendo Switch or a smaller tablet in them. I could fit TWO large phones AND my wallet in one of them.

Women are definitely missing out on having proper pockets.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

normalize just buying men's pants, yeah it won't show off your butt but such is the cost of pockets.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

clips of Trump’s inflammatory remarks about Jewish people, Black people, and immigrants, including those in which the GOP candidate says “we got a lot of bad genes in our country right now” and suggests new arrivals to the country were poisoning American blood.

show Trump expounding on conspiracy theories that the Biden administration was “going out of their way to not help people in Republican areas” affected by Hurricane Helene,

The onion is just putting facts in the middle of my satire.😤

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 6 points 2 months ago

Good satire is built on facts.

[–] Dagamant@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They cant parody you if you are a parody of yourself.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Tucker said as much at one of his events, in regards to hating trans people. He talked about how it was easier to just agree if people accuse him of it and double down.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

tl;dr: Trump continues to campaign for Kamala Harris.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

This aged... Interesting. Given last night at MSG