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Anon cuddles with his first gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 169 points 6 months ago (21 children)

Totally uncomfortable with the existence of their own dick, plus dating a girl. Quick maths, anon is a lesbian.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago

Fake and transpilled

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 6 months ago

Fake and gay

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 118 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay for a girl to like dick?

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 32 points 6 months ago

absolutely only men should like dick that's why I put balls on my truck

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago

Well it involves dick so it's gay in my book.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anon has a girlfriend? Gay.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 20 points 6 months ago

And also fake.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 months ago (2 children)

18m? Anon must be good at basketball.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

It's his age, idiot. Anon is eighteen minutes old.

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

And here we have in Jersey #43... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!? SOME SORT OF DISGUSTING COSMIC HORROR! MY EYES!... MY EYES!"

"Right you are John, and what rebound game he has. Really a stand out this season for them for sure."

[–] MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 6 months ago

No wayyy that's why my girl does this, I learned about sex from 4chan, kill me.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's an interesting narrators switch I can see here

[–] Schmuppes 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's art.

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

It is

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 months ago

Fake: Anon has a GF

Gay: Anon is very gay

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 months ago

What is this gf anon is talking about? I thought they are mythical.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I remeber one of the first dates I took a girl on she did this at the drive in. I was like ayy yoo lmao.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

Same the other way around.

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