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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Extremely funny how dedicated to this one particular stupid design decision they are.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It means you have to buy a second one to keep going while it charges

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The closest I can get to an explanation is that someone at Apple lives in perpetual A E S T H E T I C terror of someone somewhere leaving their mouse plugged in all the time

[–] danisth@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think this is their stated reason, or at least that was part of the dialog last time around.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Cult of Steve Jobs only intensified after his death, and he made bad design decisions too but his (described by his own employees) "Reality Distortion Field" demanded it with no corrections.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Reality Distortion Field

mega-rich-light-bending-guy

[–] thetaT@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

honestly it's not THAT bad a decision. you need to plug the mouse in for like only a minute to get a month of battery life. you aren't going to be in a situation where you need to use the mouse when it's charging.

still, screw apple though

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Apple users are never in the middle of something

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

The few apple users who are being productive are using drawing tablets anyway.

[–] MamaVomit@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When the battery dies it just becomes e-waste — if you could charge and use it at the same time, then it could at least still be useful as a wired mouse for many more years.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

If it has pass thru charging, yes. Otherwise, it’s just ewaste.

Unless the mouse body is sealed like ultrasound welds, it’s openable and the battery is a replaceable commodity. Thirty seconds on temu, then 15 min w a soldering iron and mouse is back in business.

Unless they serialized the mouse. Then you’re looking at pulling the battery, pulling whatever chip identifies it, and sweating it on to the new one. I want to say there’s no way they’d serialize a mouse battery but it is apple after all so who even knows.

[–] JRepin@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah it should be called idiotMouse

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

It has to be a bit by the corpo engineers, there's no other explanation

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

People dunk on charging port, but apple mouse is dogshit ergonomically and right click wise as well, which i feel are more important dogshit characteristics (gestures are stellar though, ngl)

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

working on a macbook made me a trackpad user

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

can you imagine if the port was visible while the mouse was being used? that would destroy the visual field. like when there's a poor person within 18 meters of my Tesla using FSD to take me to Shangy's Latest talk.

yes, i am a design technospiritual futurist and i experience the world in a heightened state of maximum consciousness and my mind is so powerful that i appreciate this decision unlike you mud eating cretins who spend less on a laptop than i do on a haircut.

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[–] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

More people should use trackball mice

[–] Angry_Stoat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Apple knows their followers are techno masochists.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

How often do mice even die? I have one that takes AA batteries and needs to be changed every two years.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Baby steps, I guess... At least it no longer looks like an extremely well-endowed turtle on it's back when charging.

Still probably one of the most uncomfortable, anti-ergonomic, borderline e-waste $100 mice ever.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Of course they did