[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago

Is life a new brand of pseudoephedrine?

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 14 points 9 hours ago

Imagine sending bomb threats over a cartoon game

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Stopping at a stop sign will get you deported from California.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Orgeoncom is out here spreading misinformation. They actually set it at 85% rounded to the nearest 5mph.

http://www.mikeontraffic.com/85th-percentile-speed-explained/

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I think with their "liberty phone" its assembled in the US and the only piece from China is the chassis

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Star wars is a great videogame franchise that has some okay movies

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

I think the Purism phone is the only one made in the US

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 63 points 3 days ago

The phones come with a pirated copy of Super Mario Galaxy on them. Amazing

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I also think all of elden ring is too hard to be fun.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 67 points 2 weeks ago

Every reply to the tweet looks like a hexbear comment lmao

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 80 points 4 weeks ago

Every lib in the country just jizzed their pants

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Call it a third life crisis, but when I got out of therapy today I got a call from my boss and pulled the trigger. It's wild how privileged I have to be to be able to do something like this.

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For me, if I ever hear "card-based" or "soulslike" I have absolutely no desire to play a game, no matter how many people reccomend it.

I'm also not a huge fan of modern "roguelikes" but I've sunk days into nethack and games like that.

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Just remembered this classic today

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I took this picture (and a video) the other day and feel the need to share it.

Video: https://streamable.com/5wa640

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Most of the other responses are about their choice of fireball. One good house party would change these nerds' lives.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 80 points 4 months ago

Finally, Netanyahu is like the sifaka lemur, which I got to observe in Madagascar. Sifakas are primates that use bipedal sideways hopping as a primary means of walking. They advance by moving sideways, waving their arms up and down, which makes them appear to be moving even more than they are. That’s Bibi, always shifting side to side to stay in power and avoiding going decisively backward or forward. This week he may have to.

Imagine writing an article and calling a Jew a shifty monkey being the least racist thing you said in it.

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