MamaVomit

Another subtle detail: "Donkey" was actually named this way because he is a talking donkey! Many miss this interesting tidbit

I wear a mask because the air is nasty down there

Download everything

nearly 20 years ago

what the fuck

Absolutely "know you have none". Being blindsided when the time comes would be way worse than being able to be mentally prepared prior.

Why is this what we take from China, and not high speed rail (rhetorical)

My Cousin Vinny, My Cousin Vinny, and My Cousin Vinny

I don't understand the scenario here. Typically, you only need the TOTP (time-based one-time password) from your 2FA app, enter it on your computer, and you can use the computer to access your resources. The app itself is actually not even supposed to be on the same device, as an added layer of security.

It sounds like you need 2FA to run your company's VPN (is that correct?). On your computer, you would launch the VPN, it'll ask you for the TOTP (which you get from Aegis on your phone), and then you're logged in and able to access company resources (on your computer).

I did end up taking it, but I think next year I'll look for the "Flucelvax Quadrivalent" vaccine that uses mammalian cells, and seems less harmful to living beings. I wouldn't consider myself directly responsible either, but if I have the option where I'm not indirectly responsible either, that seems even better to me.

If you're open to using a GUI, check out Microsoft PowerToys, specifically PowerRename.