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[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 93 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio....

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 64 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if I told you to take a good long look at the entire republican party, and ask you to give me a single compelling arguement that these people are actually people?

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[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago

Casualties are to be expected.

[–] kaboom36@ani.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ah its fine, the put it upside down so anyone who attempts to use it falls on their head!

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wasn't the iris something the military built after relocating the gate? If so maybe it was never found before. I mean it is in Ohio...

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep. The iris is an SGC addition to the gate

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 82 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa'uld aren't interested.

[–] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh don't you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.

Truly a 90s moment.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The possum Homeworld

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 46 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.

1000015415

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

TO Ohio? No, that can't be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it's destination?

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[–] Cort@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Just don't mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it'll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s cool, any details or link to share?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

It's classified.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

It can be rotated, no? Doesn't seem to be in a working state right now.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How many AA batteries do we need?

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Roads? Where we're going we don't need ~~roads~~ Chevrons

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe it's just misaligned.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Finally. A reason to go-to Ohio!

I'm fucking leaving this shit hole, deuces!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

It may still not be a good enough reason to go to Ohio. Because before you go to another planet, you'll still have been to Ohio.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Says someone who's never been to Ohio before. Their state motto is "abandon hope all ye who enter here"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I thought our state motto was "HA HA! You got stuck in Ohio!"

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does it spin? Because spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.

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[–] quink@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

But are we sure that's a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?

Its location doesn't look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.

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[–] hotelbravo722@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Good, now get me off this planet.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn't even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can't dial out.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (13 children)

It's ok, it's in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.

Edit: You downvoters don't understand. I'm in Indiana so I'm allowed to say that. I don't make the rules, I just obey them.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You want Goa'uld? This is how you get Goa'uld.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Prove to me we already don't. Have you seen the news!

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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we're in business.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

Always has been.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

"Moooom, I want a real stargate!"

"We have a stargate at home":

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Next time I'm headed home, I'll plan an explosion such that I can jump my wormhole over to Ohio.

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