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I just cannot fathom how they think there are enough of us to matter, and how we have any meaningful political power at all. The enemy is both strong and weak. The enemy is laughable, yet an omnipresent threat. Obsession with a plot, often international. Like just say "Judeo-Bolsheviks" if that's what you want to say.

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[–] r3dw4re@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

People that live in American controlled territories tell horror stories about USSR and communism, while people that lived in USSR including my parents tell me it was best time of their lives. Makes me think really hard.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anyone that says ancestors immediately goes into my "probably a eugenics freak" sorting folder.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

phantom-thieves

Idk why a phantom thieves emoji comes up when I type "calipers"

Antitankies using fascist rhetorical tools? Who would have thought

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

my ancestors would like a word with them

You mean your great grandpappy who fought soviets? stalin-gun-1 stalin-gun-2

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

who the hell are these people because my ancestors want to have a word with them.

My ancestors this, my ancestors that, I piss on your ancestors. Like as if, we supposed to honour people now just because they're dead. Like as if, this woman has a direct line of communication with her dead nazi grandad or whatever. "Oh my ancestors woulda felt bad about this." Don't care, doubtless to say they'd also boil their piss about gay marriage or desegregated schools as well.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 74 points 1 day ago (6 children)

homicidal fuckface

there's something disturbingly infantalizing with the way these libs talk. real Tommy needy drinky energy.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 58 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Right? And like, I bet you nickles to dollars she's talking about some made up bullshit instead of, like, the extremely well documented great purge or transportation of Ethnic Germans after the war.

Like, did Stalin do crimes? Yes. Does anyone whining about Stalin's crimes ever talk about any historical fuck up that Stalin actually made? Never. 0% of the time. It has literally never happened. It's always bullshit about the 1932 famine or mysteriously completely undocumented anti-semitism or some bullshit.

Smdh you hexbear tankies don't believe in the evil of stalin

My great great grandfather fled Poland to Germany in 1941 and he told me that Stalin once gathered everyone in Russia into Red Fash Square and plucked a chicken of all its feathers while feeding it to show just how evil he was

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[–] afters@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

if stalin was a homicidal fuckface.. what is kamala and trump?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

maybe-later-honey "Well, if you consult the chart..." us-foreign-policy

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago

Someone was going on about "well stalin was bad but we're not there yet" and it's like the great purge killed 750;000 people over 20ish years we are vastly beyond anything Stalin had nightmares about.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Genocidal jerkfaces?

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

Millennial libs have a weird fixation of talking like a big baby with the excessive cursing and words like “adulting.”

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

They also fancy themselves the Adults In The Room while "adulting" that way.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If I wanted to vote for a homicidal fuckface I'd write in Alec Baldwin.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 58 points 1 day ago

Everyday I’m scuttling duck-dance

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

It's such funny and obvious doublethink. "No you can't influence the dems, you're foolish for thinking your tiny group matters at all." + "If you and yours don't vote for the dems, then they WILL lose the election."

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 51 points 1 day ago

I used to be a loyal progressive democrat, I used to vote blue every year, I used to not want to be blamed for their loss which was entirely their fault for running a right wing campaign for a terrible candidate, I used to make excuses for them and for me cheems

Now I fucking want them to blame me swole-doge

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These smug fucks make me wish for a Trump victory. They deserve it.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Best result, Kamala wins but loses the Popular vote. (actually the best result is a split college followed by the White house spontaneously exploding.)

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Another pretty good outcome is Trump wins, dies on election night, and then there's a Boater Civil War where the two factions ("JD Vance is Trump's rightful heir" and "JD Vance killed Trump") kill each other.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

The democrats then all solemnly walk in to the sea so as not to create the appearance of partisanship.

followed by the White house spontaneously exploding

Something something Reichstag something second time a farce

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Scuttling implies the ship was unsalvageable, so...

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They're already blaming the left for Trump winning. lol, lmao


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[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mock the left if we win and blame the left if we lose is the playbook

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

parenti-hands Non-falsifiable orthodoxy! Non-falsifiable orthodoxy!

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

i wonder what this is going to look like on the lemmyverse; i expect brigading, bans and defederations at a minimum.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

.world will surely blame everything and nothing at Hexbear no matter the outcome

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

And I'll fucking do it again!

[–] Des@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

everything is a spooky conspiracy now. people are divining meaning from every tidbit of information.

Carl Sagan's Daemon Haunted World was pure prophecy

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Drives me bonkers bc I'll talk about some completely unbelievable looney tunes cartoon villain shit and people will be "uhh that's a conspiracy theory" and then I'll start crying and pull up the org's website where there mission statement is "we do completely unbelievable looney tunes cartoon villain shit which is totally legal and thus does not count as a conspiracy"

[–] Des@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

it's just no fun to "do your own research" when the research is just presented as a first hand source by the perpetrators of the conspiracy

they want the New Game + not the easy mode because everything is a form of warped entertainment-cope stalin-stressed

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought we spayed for that.

Scratched liberals can't stop reaching for the emergency eugenics kit. frothingfash

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I think it's sprayed but "We gassed our political opponents" and/or "our political opponents are verminous insects" is about the same level.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

I misread. Oh wow look at this thing going off now that it's recalibrated! hitler-detector

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[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fwiw; i think that they bother at all is that they're afraid we're going to influence the liberals somehow so it doesn't matter that we're too few to affect anything and more so that they see us a threat to their "way of life." (whatever tf that means)

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

And there's more from where that came from libstankie

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

inshallah-script the next one will be the kill shot

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I also learned recently that "beyond the pale" is an antisemitic term.

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

I thought it was referring to English vs Irish parts of Ireland

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