this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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[–] joucker29@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Those are amazing! Lmao

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

I’m very confused.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

It's an otherie.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago
[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

[–] seeyouatthepartyrichter@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Absolute mood

I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

[–] oneofmany@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is it, though?