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Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! (hexbear.net)
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First of all, I'd like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!

With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We're going to do some great things together folks. And we're going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

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[–] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

mr president, when will hamburger price go down

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you going to do communism now? As a Hater and Loser, I cannot express how incredibly owned I would be if you did and it turned out the MAGA communists were actually right all along.

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NICE TRY PRESIDENT XI!!!!! AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL!!!!!!!!

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Damn, saw right through me xinternet

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Will you become somehow wetter when you enter the White House or will the drying accelerate?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

MY PRESIDENCY WILL BE THE WETTEST PRESIDENCY AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN! WE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE BY THE LIBERALS!!!!!!!

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

can i have a cabinet position with a silly title and acronym like elon musk

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

no

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

speech-top

angery

[–] someone@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What are your thoughts on the Hubble tension regarding conflicting experimental data of different methods of determining cosmic distances, a problem sometimes called the "crisis in cosmology"?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Actually, don't bother asking again!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

How about asking again in english, wise guy? This is AMERICA!!! NOT COMMUNIST CHINA!!!!!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, man, can I get a small loan of like 5 million dollars? I'd really appreciate it.

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

earn it yourself!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OMG! IT'S REALLY HIM!

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD BABY!!!!!!!!

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

blompf libbing-out

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honest question: poopoo or peepee?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

What kind of question is this? Is this how you people get your kicks? I CHOOSE AMERICA!!!!

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

who wins in a fight, don jr or hunter b?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

I gotta say folks... he's my one and only son and I love him... but he's such a disappointment... biden takes it in 3.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Barron solos both, easy :larger-adult-son:

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mr. President Commander Sir thank you for standing up for my freedoms to drive my Ford Childkiller 1 hour to Cracker Barrel every day. Can I ask you sir I just need to ascertain whether your penis is really shaped like a Mushroom? As a true patriot I just gotta know, god bless murica.

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

post hog

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

you first!! we can compare sizes!!!

[–] 2812481591@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

are you going to send the Cards Against Humanity owners to a CIA blacksite for doing such brutal social media dunks on you?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Sending people to blacksites is a lot harder than you think, folks! There's a LOT of paperwork!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Monster Energy or Ghost Energy?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mr.Donald, will the voices stop? Will you stop the voices? stop the voices

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[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Not my problem, LOSER!