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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I read theory.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

WHY ARE WE DOG WHEN WE CAN BE CAT!?

biblically-accurate-kitty

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You will be cat. And you will be happy.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Waiting on bureaucat to be verified

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Literally me

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love this bit. there should be more shared accounts.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Butt scoot butt scoot butt scoot