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And you πle fell for it hook, line and sinker
This is slander. You will be hearing from our advocate.
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Yes hello this is us speaking as designated advocate for ourselves. Are we registering a complaint?
we need to find the nearest bureaucrat and ask pup to fill out the paperwork necessary
When he is done I can stamp the form !
don't forget to send it to the bureaucat for cross-departement review
You claim to be communist yet you are embracing DMV thought. Curious
the dmv is the true revolutionary vanguard! they are filing the necessary paperwork for the creation of a committee on determining how to optimally press the communism-button right now. 
Wow you sound like a delusional adventurist. We need to first develop a committee on determining whether a secondary committee is necessary!
@Bureaucat@hexbear.net we need the cat Borg's approval
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bureaucat
as the representing representative of the subcommittee on the evaluation and regulation of waiting time, i am required to inform you that the current waiting time does not confirm with points 11-12 of the waiting time code (wtc). you are tasked to rectify this by prolonging the stated waiting time by 25 weeks.